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Roy Keane cuts ties with 10-year-old son after ‘poor’ performance in a school soccer game
Former Irish International and Manchester United player Roy Keane is reported to have cut off all ties from his ten-year-old son. Reports...
Ireland’s pubs to remain closed until at least 2024
Ireland's pubs are expected to remain closed until at least 2024, with a provisional reopen date set for late 2024. The...
Man pleads with judge to “put me away for longer to escape nagging wife”
Waterford District Court was witness to an unusual scene last Friday when a man appeared in court and asked the judge...
Culchies: the history, culture, and origins of Irish culchies
Culchies: a brief explanation of that uniquely Irish subculture of the Culchie, including their origins, behaviour patterns, and where you might...
5 ways to tell if your partner is cheating on you
We research infidelity and discuss five ways to tell if your partner is cheating on you. So, if you’re thinking about...
‘Think you’ve been scammed, send us the front and back of your card’ says Garda Abdullah Tangwani
There's a Garda going around apparently ensuring the masses' bank information is safe and secure. A local garda has been praised for...
Irish Government announce a one-child policy for culchies
The Irish government has implemented a one-child policy for culchies. Read on to discover everything that entails. The government has announced plans...
Two sisters claim they spotted a Leprechaun in an Irish forest
Yes! You read that right! Leprechauns are back in Ireland, so keep your eyes peeled! Reports are circulating that after centuries of...
Local cheapskate found 37 years after disappearing before turn to buy round
Read all about the local cheapskate trying to skip his turn for buying a pub round. The County Sligo village of Ballytubradine...
Top 6 reasons why Kerry men really aren’t stupid
Kerry men are clever. We know, hear us out. Let us explain the six reasons why Kerry men really aren't stupid. Yeah,...
Top 5 excellent ways to break up with an annoying lover
Continuing our invaluable guide to relationships, we give you five easy painless and excellent ways to break up with an annoying...
“Alcohol saved my life” says man who left nagging wife five years ago to go on the piss and hasn’t looked back since
You heard it here first, folks! Alcohol saved this man's life. He hasn't looked back since. A divorced man has come out...
Top 6 Irish people that changed the world for good
Be proud, there are countless Irish people that changed the world for good, but here are out top six picks! We keep...
Eejits: the history, culture, and origins of eejits and where to find them
Have you ever wondered what makes an eejit that special breed of Irish person? — We will look at their culture,...
10 signs you are an absolute eejit
If you score eight out of ten of these signs that you might be an absolute eejit, then face up to...