Satire
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Conor McGregor not retired but just ‘hungover and emotional’
The mixed martial artist and boxer Conor McGregor has again announced his retirement from...
50 arrested as Gardaí and SWAT team break up illegal lockdown mass
50 Mass-goers were arrested in Oola Village in County Tipperary last Sunday on charges...
Proposal to ‘shut Northern Ireland border’ due to Covid crisis
Political commentators both north and south of the republic's border with the North of...
Gangs are ‘working from home’ by robbing ATMs using remote control diggers
Ireland's armed robbers have, in an unusual move, been singled out for praise by...
Gardaí arrest seven year-old-girl for ‘breaking lockdown restrictions’
A seven-year-old school girl who can't be named for legal reasons was arrested today...
“Rather swear allegiance to the Crown than more lockdown” admits Shinner
A long-time Sinn Féin activist and leading party member has shocked friends and fellow...
GAA announces Dublin to be awarded 2020 Football Championship
The Sam Maguire Cup is to be awarded without contest this year to the...
Lockdown protester who claimed ‘Jesus is my vaccine’ dies from Covid-19
The Texas town of Dripping Springs was in mourning today as news broke of...
Irish Culchies must limit themselves to only shagging one sheep a day, Government orders
The terms of the lockdown restrictions in Ireland have become stricter today as the...
Ireland’s pubs to remain closed until at least 2024
Ireland's pubs are expected to remain closed until at least 2024, with a provisional...
Paddy The Pintman Goes to Las Vegas
The next chapter of Paddy The Pintman, sees Paddy end up in Vegas...
Paddy The Pintman and the search for a pint during lockdown
Paddy The Pintman is a sprightly 45-year-old County Kerry farmer. He is an only...
Ian Paisley Jr to self-isolate himself in the Maldives
Northern Ireland politician and Member of Parliament Ian Paisley Jr (54) has announced that...
Civil Service worker hospitalised for exhaustion after doing full days work
A forty-year-old civil service worker has been hospitalised for exhaustion after completing one full...
Dublin Castle to be turned into “sheltered accommodation”
The historic Dublin Castle is to be turned into accommodation units to house homeless...