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Eejits: the history, culture, and origins of eejits and where to find them

Have you ever wondered what makes an eejit that special breed of Irish person? — We will look at...

10 signs you are an absolute eejit

If you score eight out of ten of these signs that you might be an absolute eejit, then face...

72% of Irish wives turned into their mothers during lockdown — study reveals

A comprehensive study has revealed the tremendous changes to most women’s looks and behaviour as a result of the...

Mayo drink-driving limit reduced from ‘10 pints to 8’, Council announces

Mayo County Council has announced a drastic reduction in the levels of permissible alcohol in drivers, effective from next...

North Dublin visitors must isolate for two weeks – but not for Covid-19

The Government has announced strict self-isolation rules for those returning from visits to North Dublin.

Study finds 72% of healthy Irish men ‘now alcoholics’ after lockdown

Shocking figures show that 72% of Irishmen have turned into alcoholics after living with Lockdown and working from home.

Kerry reports no new cases of sheep-shagging for second week

Reported incidences of sheep-shagging continue to fall in County Kerry following a spike in previous decades.

‘Women simply can’t drive’, European study confirms

Despite pleas made by women to the contrary, a recent European study conducted by a German scientist has appeared...

Five amazing things Oliver Cromwell did for Ireland

Oliver Cromwell is notoriously one of Ireland’s most despised historical figures – but what about the good things he...

€22 minimum spend on food ‘before you can get pint’, Government says

More uncertainty for publicans and drinkers as Government announces radical new pub pricing rules amid the Covid-19 pandemic. 

Dublin’s dogging areas set to reopen after lifting of lockdown restrictions

After many months of lockdown, Dublin's Dogging Clubs are to be allowed to reopen following Government confirmation.

Search called off for Irishman found in a pub after lockdown

A nationwide search for a Limerick man missing from his home since early March has been stood down after...

10 things no one told you about men reaching 30

You may think you have it all ahead of you as the clock ticks beyond year 30. Think again,...

Non-alcoholic drinks to be ‘banned’ from Irish pubs as they now ‘offend drinkers’

The new Fianna Fail-led Irish Government is said to be considering plans to ban...

Father Ted to be removed from the air after offending church-goers

The European Broadcasting Commission has ruled that all existing episodes of the Irish sitcom...

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