6. “I’m flat out.”
Complete bollocks!
7. “We can still be friends.”
That was the last thing all the girls in my life said to me.
8. “I’m so busy, I don’t have time.”
They do, they just couldn’t be fecked.
9. “That baby is just beautiful!”
Why would you ever want to tell a happy new parent that their baby is ugly? The Irish are kind souls.
10. “I’m just a social drinker.”
Everyone in Ireland is a ‘social drinker’ if you ask them. Nobody has a problem. Nobody.
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